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[SIZE=4]普通话版：
一天，你去逛街，突然有个精神病人手持刀站在你面前。你吓得要死，一边跑一边叫，精神病人则持刀猛追。追到一死巷里，你想这次肯定死定了。精神病人伸出刀放你手上说：靠，追死我了！轮你追我！
青岛话
就呢(哪)天,嫩去街上溜达玩当步有个BING表子拿个BING刀跑嫩跟前.安阳来,嫩吓的要命了,就在吓失(死),一边跑一边吆火,那个BING表子拿个刀省撵嫩.追到一个死胡同,嫩想了,完了完了,这下毁了.表子把刀塞(sei)嫩手来:草,你个BING的跑什么,追你可真把我累踢蹬了,该子你追我了来!~快点昂
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[SIZE=4]客家话版：
一日鱼去行街，盲低得一只癫古拿刀企野鱼面前。你吓去喂死，尽走尽歪，癫古又尽局。局嫁一只巷蚁肚喂，鱼敏野摆死也，癫古刀隆牙鱼面前话：吊，追鱼追去爱死，换鱼局涯！
贵阳话版
啊天愚石克逛该，一发四有个神经病拿起刀站到愚石前头，愚石黑得要死，一路跑一路叫，啊斯儿拿起刀追得来电，追到没得路哦，愚石想到起死定啊。哪晓得啊丝儿拿起刀给愚石，讲：日哟，累得老子，该你追老子哦
安庆话版：
耐天，恩气逛该。表晓得某引搞子，一个疯子手人拿子刀，站在恩前边。恩嘿子要死，一边跑一边嗷（eao）。疯子拿子刀死劲追（dvei）。追到贼（zei）后，跑到个死汗道里气子。恩想这好则，肯定死定子了。疯子把刀拿到恩手人，敢：小狗日的，把饿追利死子！到恩追饿了！
英语版：
One day, you hanged out yourself in the streets. All of a sudden, a mentally challenged man jumped in front of you, with a sharp shining knife in hand. Desperately to hell, you fled away within half second, crying for help all the way. But there was no sign anyone would help or the man would stop chasing you. Having been running more than two miles, you were frightened to find yourself in a dead end! “Oh, shit! Seems I cannot reject to meet Marx this time!” you murmured to yourself in a low voice only yourself could hear. Surprisingly, however, the guy handed the knife into your palm. “B-shit! Never thought you run so fast! Now, my chance comes and it is your turn to chase me!” [/SIZE]
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